I have been doing some unusual jobs of late and none stranger than delivering replica animals, species both living and extinct, to the Continent from a factory in the Midlands. One of the blokes came out of the factory today to help me lift some heavy bits of a life-size model dinosaur on to my trailer.  His name was Ab.  I said, "Hi-Ab".

We got the head and neck on OK but it was the rear bit we struggled with.  Ab said we needed a tail-lift.

Ab said the wetland bird displays were the easiest to load because they came with cranes.