A drummer is fed up with being labelled as not a proper musician and goes into a music shop determined to buy some new instruments to learn. "I'll take the saxophone and the xylophone, please", he says to the man behind the counter. "You're a drummer", the man says. "How did you know"? The drummer asks. "Well" the man says, "you can have the fire extinguisher, but the radiator's staying on the wall where it belongs".