One day, Mrs Mandela received a parcel, 'Have you orderred a Primera front offside wing', she asks Nelson. The next day a headlamp for a Patrol arrives. 'Have you asked for this', she asks? Finally, a rear light cluster arrives for a 260Z. They look closely at the address, Nissan Main Dealer, it says.

He would have laughed, I hope. Nelson Mandela, statesman, humanist, RIP.