Before they record an episode of Bake Off, do they do a whisk assessment?

If a car driver takes one second to react and then brakes very hard from 95 mph, it will take about 30 metres to lose 10 mph.

But from 10 mph the driver could bring the car to a standstill in about 5 metres.

My wife wanted to keep one of those pot-bellied pigs as a pet. But what about the filth and smell, I protested. It's a pig, she told me, it'll get used to it.

The wife usually tolerates me talking to my motorcycle. The only time she shows any sign of annoyance is when we arrive home after being away and I rush into the garage and yell, "Honey, I'm home".

Our Jack often tries to speak to Fluffy, the rabbit. I keep telling him that rabbits have limited intellegence, no ability to speak and just want to eat.  But he just barks and goes off to his bed.

When my wife suddenly went into labour, I got on to the ambulance service straight away. The operator said, "Is this her first child?" I said, "No, it's her husband".

CPC, DSA, OEM. Each one is a TLA (three letter abbreviation)