In the yard one night, when I was a new lorry driver, I parked my wagon next to the boss's office. Next morning, when I got the engine going, the boss came running out waving his arms about to clear the smoke. 'You can't do that here', he said, 'don't you know anything'?
'We've all got to start somewhere', I told him.

It's a little known fact that Robin Hood had a couple of addresses in London - in Bow and Harrow.